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Those patterns don’t clash at all!
Southerners really mean it when the say ‘Bless your heart.’
You can totally climb that mountain without a windbreaker.
Dallas. It's hot. But it's a dry heat.
Showgirls: the worst movie ever made.
Your child doesn't need a leash.
Achieve that "Instagram Face" with just a tube of mascara!
Streaming services killed the DVD.
New Madonna album crushes sales records, dazzles fan base.
All dogs welcome at this Michelin-star restaurant.
You're SO funny.
Most Americans agree…
These Gucci flip-flops really jazz up a nighttime look.
Stop doing that thing you love. It's boring!
Financial freedom is only one credit card swipe away.
Chicks dig high yield dividends.
these were rejected.
Did you ever consider that you're the problem?
Warning: If you need a spice warning then you probably aren't from Texas.
If you are what you eat then I'm a spicy cow.
This stinks!
The roughest, toughest, grizzliest outdoorsman still needs mom to whiten his whites.
A smokeless, vaporless solution for those clinging to the past.
Cleanse your pallet with this refreshing heap of cold gloop.
Make your tastebuds reconsider their choices.
New York, baby! A city where everyone pretends not to care about the constant ambulance sirens.
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